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Sebastian x Ciel 🥀❤️🔥🖤💖🌹👄 Astrology analysis (Synastry) Part 1a ✨🔮🌌
*⚠️Non Shippers PLEASE IGNORE MY POST AND STAY OUT! I don't want your negativity in my blog! If you don't like it, then don't engage with it...as simple as that!!⚠️*
I wanted to make a really unique, fun and interesting post related to sebaxciel. I have been studying astrology for the past 8 years now and I can tell you that its not a joke and actually can be very somewhat creepy like how do they know about me so much like wtf! stop exposing me!💀 Astrology is very vast and very in depth knowledge if you want to look at it further. So I thought why not lets make a synastry and composite chart about seba x ciel and how their relationship dynamic works astrologically and how their relationship is still evolving. I have also made their numerology chart and its fun! (I'm still learning astrology and numerology , so if I make any mistakes please kindly correct me!)
Out of my curiosity I just wanted to look at Seba x Ciel 's synastry, composite and numerology chart report and analysis and BOY !!!! I WAS SH👀K !! LIKE WTF!!! HOW!?!? HOW CAN THIS BE 💯% ACCURATE!! Now its giving me creepy vibes like did Yana purposefully picked their birthdays ?!?!? SO HERE I AM BLOGGING THIS ✨ ASTROLOGICAL MIRACLE ✨ and you are reading it!! GET READY TO GET SH👀K !! CAUSE YOU KNOW SHARING IS CARING!!
In this Part 1, I will only discuss about the planetary and asteroid Synastry aspects ( synastry chart means that you take 2 different people's chart and superimpose it on top of each other to see how 2 different people act with each other between their relationship dynamic ) ( this part 1 is getting really really long, so I decided to break it down into many mini parts ( like part 1 a,b,c..I don't even know how many mini sub parts of part 1 I will write, but it is more than 2 ) , Its like writing an AO3 ...you can never stop writing lmao! In part 2 I will go further into the Synastry and the details of the House placements and how the house overlays gives their relationship dynamic more definition! Part 3 and Part 4 will be based on composite charts! ( composite chart means you combine 2 different people's chart to see how they work together as a team or as a 1 person ) Part 5 will be about Numerology and if I'm able to find out more interesting astrological facts about them then I may make part 6 ( mostly Natal analysis )...I'm gonna expose everything about SebaxCiel dynamic and their real personality and how their relationship works and how its evolving and what do we expect to see in the future especially in the manga chapters! *EXCITED*
The birthdays, time and location I used :
Sebastian : 18th January, 1886 ( 6:30 am ) London,UK
( I was extremely skeptical about Sebby's date, however after doing lots of research and some analysis, I have come up with this birthday as it is very accurate...at least I tried to make it accurate! , also I used this bd for sebby because whenever a demon a manifested in this 3d human realm, it is 'reborn' again...obviously he a thousand years old I'm not using that B.C. date lmao! )
( okay I know none of them were actually exactly born in London,Uk however I do not really know where the mansions located...so I used London as a general location and England isn't that big enough like the states lol ..so it wouldn't affect the reading and analysis much at all I think! lol )
Ciel : 14th December, 1875 ( 7:30 am ) London,UK
Synastry Chart below! I'm going to explain now what planetary and asteroid aspects creates their LOVING, STEAMY , SEXY AND IRRESISTIBLE synastry !
✨ Ciel is Deep Blue and Sebastian is Deep Orange ✨
Just like their Eye colors! *GASPS* that was a coincidence! SH👀K !!
✨KEY ASPECTS ✨
Their positive aspects :
Their negative aspects :
( these two images illustrates their dynamics of both positive and negative sides of the same coin )
I'm gonna talk about *positive aspects only ( mostly conjunctions, as trines and sextiles are very watered down version of conjunctions, its still positive though )* cause I don't wanna ruin the *rose-colored glasses* mood we all sebaxciel shippers have it on right now! I don't need to talk about *negative aspects* cause they don't really fight much...its just the power chokehold they have it on each other kinda like BDSM not physicially but psychologically and I kinda find that really really hot! *negative aspects* ( Oppositions and Squares ) aren't necessairily that bad they are just 'necessary evil' for realtionship to grow, improvise, evolve, survive and thrive . If you guys find more aspects you can reply or reblog!
*Website used : Astroseek.com*
Jupiter - Juno ( 👰🏻🤵🏻 ) : *HAPPILY MARRIED, THE ULTIMATE HUSBAND - WIFE DYNAMIC*
Jupiter, the planet of expansion, faith, hope, good luck, opportunity, wealth, philosophical and spiritual values and financial gains. It's also known as the Great Benefactor because it's larger than all the other planets in the solar system. Jupiter the god and husband of Juno according to the greek mythology. Juno, the asteroid of loyalty, intimate, serious and long term relationships and partnering. Juno is the goddess of marriage and protector of women, who was known for her loyalty and protection of women. Jupiter and Juno were a married couple. Juno is Jupiter's most prominent wife and is often depicted as a beautiful queen-consort. Juno is the queen of the gods and is worshipped as the protector of marriage and homemaking. Jupiter is also known for his infidelity and he had many other affairs lol.
When Jupiter and Juno tightly conjuncts in a synastry like this, both the juno and jupiter person wants to have a strong and powerful commitment towards each other. Jupiter brings happiness in juno person's life. Jupiter's optimistic approach in life boosts the ego and confidence of juno person. They both think they have found their 'ideal match' as Juno is extremely loyal, supportive and devoted to Jupiter person's interests and goals. Jupiter helps juno through expanding Juno's vision for their future goals and Juno helps Jupiter by grounding themselves in practical day to day life. Jupiter person also helps juno to succeed in careers to achieve BIG GOALS. Juno is tolerant of Jupiter just like a loyal, devoted and faithful wife!
Its a very stable and long lasting and perfect synastry for marrige! Jupiter brings out Juno’s desire for marriage and commitment in a big way. Juno wants to get married to Jupiter right away, like juno wants to make the 'OFFICIAL CONTRACT' immediately ! or Juno wants to desperately have a family with the Jupiter. Juno's characteristics is very protective, possesive, loyal and devoted in nature, and jupiter expands or amplifies juno's these qualities or characteristics on each other and jupiter can feel its effect.
According to this synastry, Sebby's Jupiter tightly conjuncts Ciel's Juno in libra. Libra is zodiac of relationships, ruled by Venus , the planet of Love, Beauty and Harmony! Their main focus would be their relationship with each other is their #1 priority! They prioritzie to make their relationship more lovely, harmonious, compatible, diplomatic, graceful and beautiful from both inside and outside. Sebby is very important for ciel's career and his BIG GOALS in life and they are both very loyal and devoted to each other. And Sebby helps Ciel by expanding Ciel's future vision and plans!
Venus - Mars ( ❤️🔥 ��🛏️👄) : *BAD BOY ON A BIKE MEETS THE SEXY VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL, PASSIONATE, MAGNETIC AND IRRESITIBLE ATTRACTION AT 1ST SIGHT*
'Let's fuck'....This conjunction is like a ticking time bomb 💣 💥 and the explotion of the excitement would be the bed breaking session! They can't help but to get pulled by each other to do that deed...THEY LOVE TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER 24/7! There is no other way to describe this dynamic! Its a great synastry to have a very , BED BREAKING LOUD SEX. ( Conjunctions and Oppositions will mostly feel this, but in oppositions fights will be frequent, trine and the sextile won't be that strong ) Especially if the man is mars and the women is venus...the bed breaking session will go on all night long! their passion is just stronger..if its the other way around the 'man' in this relationship may feel emasculated or may even feel slightly uncomfortable by the women, but the passion is still there but the women might be very forceful sexually towards the man.
This synastry doesn't give enough stability for relationships to last, but this synastry is perfect for a quick fling and passionate romance. Mars, the planet of ( very masculine energy ) Aggression, Power , Temper, hot headed, SEX, impulse, War, Aries and Scorpio ruler and Fiery planet meets the Venus, ( very feminine energy ) planet of Beauty and Love, Peace, Harmony, Joy, Luxury, Riches and Diplomacy ruler of libra and taurus.
Mars can't help or stop thinking about the passion and they also want to have Venus in their life even if its for a very short fling type thrilling relationship, MARS WANTS TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND ( like controlling or owning Venus ), MARS WANTS TO MAKE THE MOVE 1st AND IMMIDIATELY AS IF VENUS IS THE SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION STUFF WHICH WON'T STAY FOREVER IN THE MARKET ! MARS WANTS TO MERGE WITH VENUS TO FEEL THE PASSION AND THE RAW BURNING DESIRE THEY CRAVE DEEP INSIDE FOR EACH OTHER. And if Venus wants Mars as well, Venus will let Mars do whatever Mars wants...venus also secretly wants to get dominated by Mars! You know the saying goes, 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus'..its the merging of masculine and feminine energy we are talking about.
Even if it is between platonic relationship rather than a romantic one, the 'platonic' friends will still feel some tension...and their other friends might notice it and will tease them by saying 'u guys r so gay/lesbian for each other' lots of inappropriate touching going on between these 'platonic' friendships even if they already have a bf/gf....if its the dynamic between parent and child, they will show lots of passion and affection through touching all the time.
In this case, Sebby's Venus tightly conjuncts Ciel's Mars in Pieces. If noticed carefully Ciel always wants to have the upper hand and they are becoming very 'touchy touchy' by each manga chapter, especially it is more noticeable in the Emerald witch arc...like after waking up from the psychic trauma Ciel compensated his lost touching time with sebby as Ciel and Sebby both were excited to be able to stay 'near' each other again! Also, Mars do love get bathed by Venus!!... They were constantly flirting with each other with Victorian aesthetics in Emerald witch arc, especially when ciel was in a dress and sebby called him 'my lady' while fighting with Germans! and also the train date!...Mars CRAVES the touch of Venus!
Don't let Ciel's 13 old appearance fool you, he is very forceful and demanding towards sebby ( Its an Order SEBASTIAN! LMAO ) and Ciel CRAVES sebby's affection, excitement, passion and touch! Ciel as being a Mars in Pisces is drawn to more romantic and sensitive partners who are compassionate, creative, spiritual and will listen to him and Sebby as being a Pieces venus, he wants passion, true love, and a partner that is emotionally invested in the relationship. And Ciel exudes his passion and desire for 'revenge' and very much invested in Sebby! And we got to see the constant flirting going on between them on the lastest 212 🌹 train date🌹 chapter!
Pluto - Neptune (❤️🔥 🥀🖤) : *ALWAYS EVOLVING, LOOSING & FINDING EACH OTHER AGAIN THROUGH THEIR DEEP & INTENSE SPIRITUAL TRANSFORMATION : A THRILLING ROLLER COASTER RIDE OR A CONSTANT DEATH & REBIRTH CYCLE?*
Rarest conjunction EVER!!! It takes around 250 years ( more or less ) for Pluto to even complete 1 cycle and it takes around 165 years for Neptune to complete 1 cycle. Pluto and Neptune conjuncting like this happens only once in around 500 years!! Last time it happened in 1891 , and the next time it will happen in 2385. And it is even more rare to observe it in the synastry! Therefore, its really hard for astrologers to even describe such synastry dynamics! Both Pluto and Neptune are considered generational outer planets and they are extremely slow moving...Pluto the planet of the underworld ,the mafia boss, the thug you don't wanna mess with, always Schemeing and Plotting, death and rebirth, power to control, deep dark secrets, intense earthly desire and transformation..( lmao I always think if pluto was a person that would be that anime character from jjba Goirno Giovana like Italian mafia boss ) ...sounds very scorpionic in nature as pluto co-rules scorpio with mars...on the other hand, you have Neptune the planet of illusion, delusion, manipulation, confusion, dreams, fantasy, out of this known earthly realm ( Isekai world in anime term ), spiritualism and psychics etc etc is the theme of Neptune...Neptune rules Pisces.
When these 2 planets are in conjunction with each other in a synastry like this, Pluto person will try to dominate and control the Neptune person, Pluto wants to transform the neptune and its theme...Pluto will breakdown and destroy Neptune and will help rebuilt Neptune back better than before...now this transformation can be very painful if the Neptune person resists...the annoying thing about this transformation is that it just constantly occuring , the cycle never stops...and if the Neptune person stops the 'evolution' or does not want to transform spiritually, mentally or psychologically...they will end up having very dissapointing 'reality check' which can be very devastating and life threatening to them because Neptune is the 'Illusion' Neptune can't see past the delusion they are living in...In other words, Neptune has no other choice but to listen to pluto no matter what...if Neptune wants to transform and wants to stay committed to pluto...Pluto is very protective over Neptune person and have a very strong mental and psychological and sometimes emotional attachment to Neptune. Pluto doesn't and won't let go off the Neptune person, pluto's grasp on neptune is very tight as it wants to hold onto it desprately...it can also be other way around as well if the pluto person doesn't do what they are supposed to do, like help transforming Neptune into realigning with their reality, pluto person might get into a big trouble as the confused neptune will try to manipulate and the pluto will retaliate as pluto is very grounded into the reality and will not tolerate neptune's manipulation and psychological warfare...eventually either pluto will leave neptune alone or Pluto can stay strong keep staying 'grounded' into the reality so that it can help evolve and transform neptune as much as it is needed for neptune's realigning with the reality.
Another positive side of this synastry conjunction is that there are always a space for forming an extremely strong mental, psychological and emotional attachment with each other. Overtime they will both feel the extreme affection and empathy towards each other, if both pluto and neptune do their spiritual work and transformation and don't resist the process, instead they should trust the process, as they are both transforming spiritually. And only then they will be very affectionate and empathetic towards each other. They will also have a sense of compassion, will be able to sync with their emotional needs, they will eventually learn how to be emotionally vulnerable with each other...
In this synastry Ciel's pluto conjuncts Sebastian's Neptune. Ciel had to transform sebby mentally, psychologically, spiritually over and over again throughout their journey so far..so many trial and error going on..still the good thing is that sebby is committed...even though he was somewhat injured in the book of murder and book of atlantic...both times when he got injured, he wasn't expecting he was overconfident and slightly delusioned of his demonic superpowers...he underestimated undertaker and it cost him a lot of trouble for both ciel and him...and in the emerald green witch ark , ciel being the pluto person temporarily stops functioning due to his trauma and sebby being the neptune person tries his best with his dangerous manipulation and psychological warfare on ciel and it worked as ciel being the pluto did not tolerate his disrespectful act and retaliate back asap which was very much needed at that time...also, at the book of circus at the asthma scene ciel was embracing his own transformation and managed to overcome his fear at the end that's why sebby looked so excited... so as long as they are with each other, transformation like these will keep occuring!
Also, through that transformation, their bond keeps getting stronger through each transformation and they have gained enough empathy, affection, emotional and psychological attraction towards each other as it shows how proud ciel was when he acknowledged sebby's dedication at the end of the book of atlantic on the boat when ciel said 'You did good work today, when we reach the manor I want you to rest to serve as phantomhive butler properly'...and also when ciel woke up from psychological trauma in the green witch...they both were extremely affectinate towards each other as if its their one of the big relationship transformation...
Also, on the side note, both their pluto and neptune conjuncts at the zodiac Taurus, Taurus in pluto will be obsessed with their material possesion, finance, money, will be determined and enduring and Neptune in taurus will be very artistic, being good with food, will have a natural talent for creating beauty like pleasure seeking...both their planets conjuncting in taurus would challenge and transform their view on material possesion, pleasure seeking tendencies, money, loyalty and determination...this is exactly what we see happening during the blue revenge arc when R!ciel came back and took away everything from our ciel! And as a pluto in taurus, our ciel was extremely mad and his reaction at lau's place was extremely valid.
Juno - Ascendant (✨ 💘 ) : *ARE YOU MY HUSBAND/WIFE?*
Most common synastry among married couples!!! Its a love at 1st sight connection! When one partner's juno conjuncts the ascendant of another partner...the juno person sees the ascendant person as their ideal mate like their entire exsistance is perfect for the juno person to be considered at their significant other. Juno, as I mentioned earlier, the asteroid which is like a very loyal and devoted wife can be very possesive of their partner at well. Juno ( sebby ) person knows very well that ascendant ( ciel ) person will be very important in their life and juno dreams and even fantasies about having a life with ascendant person and how exiciting it will be...the ascendant person will immidiately realize that the juno person needs to be in a commitment with ascendant person...its a inner calling which the both juno and ascendant person realizes from deep within..both juno and the ascendant works together to succeed and accomplishing their mutual goals. Juno person is happy to provide a solid support in order to nuture ascendant person's future goals...Ascendant sees Juno as the stable and committed source of love and asc uses it to their advantages in order to achieve their desired goals...This synastry can show that the asc person feels like a wifey/hubby material to their juno partners and the juno probably proposed to them a lot or talk about marrying them every now and then. The juno person can be overly possessive and controlling over their asc partners as well.
In this synastry Sebby's juno conjuncts Ciels ascendant very tightly! And sebby shows all these possesiveness towards ciel and their small flirting here and there is a huge indicator!
Moon - Saturn ( 💏💍 ) : *I'M BOUND TO TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY THAT COMES ALONG WITH THIS MARRIGE*
Another really common marriage indicator between most couples...Moon the planet of emotions meets the saturn the planet of restiction, authrority and strcuture. Saturn is like a benevolent restrictive father figure and the moon is that inner child. Saturn may sometimes think that moon is really childish...Saturn isn't complaining though they are happy to take the responsibility that comes along with the moon...Saturn is very mentally and emotionally mature...and moon is very moody...which can sometimes annoy saturn....moons is always emotionally ups and downs like they are always in an emotional wave of 'feelings'...They both want the same thing in terms of commitment...Moon approaches with the commitment very emotionally and Saturn with a sense of responsibility, maturity, or practicality. Doing anything in their power to keep the bond secure. Its a really stable and long lasting synastry between married couples. This synastry is very solid and strong and provides a solid base for mutual understanding, respect and commitment between couples..
In this synastry Sebby's saturn is in conjunction with ciel's moon...even if the orbs are wider, the energy is still felt and..the moon can have wider orb in conjunction...it is very evident that how bratty can ciel get from time to time and how childishly he tests sebby just so that he can annoy him...and sebby quietly endures everything ciel throws at him along with his bratty tantrums...and how sebby is very strict with his learning lessons later on how ciel took revenge by pouring the hot tea on sebby's hands LOL so petty of being cancer moon!
Juno - Sun ( 💕💖 ) : *I WILL PROTECT YOU NO MATTER WHAT*
Devotion, loyalty and possesiveness to the maxxx!!! As I said earlier that Juno, the goddess of marriage is also very possesive, loyal and devoted.... In this synastry, juno conjuncts with the sun ( which is the ego the core personality )... Juno is very protective, possesive, loyal and devoted to the Sun person...Juno sees the sun person as their ideal mate ....the one and only...Juno's ideals and Sun person's ideals are matching with each other...They have deep understanding of each other's desires...Sun person's ego is ideal for juno person...juno finds it very attractive...Juno will do anything to protect the sun person from any harm...They have similar ideas about family, home, career and children. They are always there for each other. There is a strong sense of admiration, mutual respect and attraction towards each other. They see themselves in a committed and fulfilling relationship with each other. They have strong foundation to build a life, family and home together. This is a very strong and stable relationship for marrige..one of the common placement found in most married couples...Juno is everything the sun person could wish for to find in their ideal mate...
In this synastry, sebastian's juno conjuncts ciel's sun. Sebby would go in extra length to devote himself in order to protect ciel and there are many small small indications in the manga that sebby is possesive , loyal, devoted to ciel. Sebby will do literally anything to protect ciel like and his possesiveness shows that how panicked he gets when he sees ciel is injured ...in the green witch and the blue cult arc! Sebby so protective that he even forgets his own injury to protect ciel...that's how deeply devoted and protective this synastry aspect between juno and sun can be.
THIS IS SOO LONG!!! I did not want to make it into a huge thesis LMAO!! sorry for wasting your time! thank you for reading though😭😭😭 my other parts won't be that long...it took me 3 days to write lol...I just got carried away by their dynamic! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! AGHH!! I felt like I had to explain astrologically!
#black butler#ciel phantomhive#kuroshitsuji#sebastian michaelis#sebastian x ciel#sebaciel#yaoi bl#proship#fanfic
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off a fantastic weekend with the house to myself, grateful for:
1. hot honey
2. ppl who pirate sports
3. my relationship with my siblings
4. how often i go these days without having a conversation mentioning astrology
5. little free libraries
6. pest control services
7. decorative but functional knives
8. a certain hardware store in [redacted]
9. how walkable my neighborhood is
10. the weather all weekend
11. sticky rice
12. doughnut pans
13. scary movies that objectively aren't horror
14. new england cultural norms around small talk
15. minted stationery
16. pegboards
17. cordless drills
18. friendly, knowledgeable hardware store employees
19. friends who gift you weapons
20. rice with an egg on top
21. sourdough
22. a black lady sketch show
23. the creators of south side
24. the brief thrill of recognizing someone in a minor role while watching something
25. i know i've said this one before, but pinterest
26. being able to take a few days off from cooking
27. black people who went to pwis
28. sunscreen that doesn't leave a horrible cast
29. hydrangeas
30. the joy i get from dressing up
31. my past self for not having lost tiny ass allen screws during the months i put off hanging up my towel ring and tp holder
32. being able to afford going without a roommate for at least a year
33. cheesemongers
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hi, important lil note
pseud change, jinx -> echo
you don’t have to read but there’s a not so thought out ramble of all the thoughts in my head rn under the cut. i feel like ive been tricking people and i want to explain myself
okay so, i moved blogs when i was in a very negative space. i only stayed away for about a month, i missed tumblr and i missed writing even if it took me a hot minute to feel good enough to even be semi active on here.
tumblr can fucking suck. i left because there was drama with a few people that left me a mess honestly, those people have since been blocked and i started to feel a little bit better. i also noticed a number of people breaking mutual with me, which i completely understand curate your space as you need i’ve done it a few times myself, but the amount of people that did in a short time (as far as i noticed) gave me a terrible feeling and i needed to leave. i felt unwelcome and like i had done something wrong to people i had only interacted with a few times. this was on top of a lot of stuff i had going on irl, i felt so fucking alone in every aspect on my life regardless of my friends that made it so obvious they were there for me. i hated how i was at the time, and i appreciate every single person that stuck by me.
so i made this blog for a fresh start. i thought a new pseud and a new blog would make me feel better. and it did, for a while. my friends knew and they listened to my request to change tags, not refer to me as any previous nicknames and essentially not make it too obvious it was me. although i don’t think it was entirely impossible to tell. but now i miss all those things, i miss being stupid with my friends, i miss getting to call my best friend my wife on dash, i miss getting to miss astrology aims and mother nesi nesi, i miss the mutuals i used to have that i didn’t tell about the move because i was scared they were going to think i was stupid. i miss the url i kept going back to bc i loved it (possibly the most silly reason but still ukaishin holds a special place in my heart)
and it just doesn’t feel right. everyone has been so nice to me so far and it feels wrong knowing that wasn’t how echo ended, it makes me wonder what was wrong with me then that wasn’t now? but reality is, it’s nothing. shit happens, i needed time to get over a lot of things and it took time. even quite recently i had a terrible evening because of an old mutual. as in i had a mental breakdown because they added one stupid word to an ask that made me feel pathetic for sitting there the night before crying about how much i was missing them to aims.
getting called jinx in dms throws me off, i appreciate those that knew me first as echo using the new pseud, but it never took. it was never a name i was happy with (except for the first couple weeks on this blog) and im sorry for any confusion and having to switch pseuds again. i just don’t want to move blogs, i don’t want to have a whole thing i just want tumblr to be the happy place it was for me for almost 2 years. it got me through uni, being on here with the friends i’d made, i spend my final year of school in a constant mental breakdown, crying on the phone to my mum almost everyday and it was kaze that kept me going, motivating me to get my degree. it was kaze that flew to england to meet me and attend my graduation. it was aims that was the first person to reach out to me and give me the type of friendship i needed. it was everyone in our silly delululand server that made me laugh and reminded me that no matter how shit people were there were good ones. and it’s the good that’s made me feel better. and the good that makes me want to try one more time to maintain that happy place i had 2 years ago
that got too sappy but i refuse to edit <3
#you don’t have to reblog or anything#this is more for me n my mutuals#sorry#can retire the definitelynotecho blog i made entirely to piss off kaze on her bday
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more of an open question but what are some fun worldbuilding things you can think of off the top of your head? I want to hear more owo
Sorry for this novel
Waite has a grey (the kind that looks white) mare named Seraphim, who will make a minor appearance in comic. She's based on a Suffolk punch and Narragansett pacer.
All horses within Widderwood story have a dorsal stripe, no matter if theyre earthly or fae or whatever breed.
Likewise, almost every fae within Widderwood have ear tufts
Degare got his hat in a trade for sex from a Darlington priest, though it is a farmer's planter hat. His shoe style is also called a winklepicker.
Every person's soul is represented by a flame and each person has their own lantern (or lamp, or candle holder...) in Sandman's garden. From a design point, his garden has two principals: the light must always be a flame (no electric light), and time doesn't matter so modern lanterns are okay to depict, but only in this space.
Widderwood is technically steampunk, but I don't think it's going to be super obvious in comic unless you look super closely? Time rules are also funky: I've delayed invention of something yet moved up other things. It technically takes place during the 1880's, but plenty Edwardian and even modern day things pop up. No cars, but gramophones will soon be released. Coal is starting to die off in use and steam and some electricity are quickly becoming king. Prosthetics & aides are heavily decorated and become a hot tool to customize and be proud of. Women wear pants (though high society finds this disturbing) and can own land. Queerness & gay marriage isn't outlawed but its pretty weird to traditionals and queer identity is refered to as "the third sex" as is historical for that period. Those sorts of things
Primary community of Darlington is Caucasian, Black, and Native American, but all manner of people pass through thanks to the nearby port city
What is equivalent to the americas in Widderwood is made up of "territories", which I've been leaving vague because I cannot manage to care about building political empires, I just want two dogs to kiss. Either way, Darlington is ruled by English-equivalent, but original England-equivalent got overthrowed and wiped off the map. Southern state-equivalent, Eastern Canada-equivalent and some of the plains are under similar but different self-governing rule. Much of the western territories are aboriginal-ruled and the entire continent is much smaller than our world. These territories are all mostly on good terms with each other because this is just background flavoring. I'm trying to figure out a naming system for these territories or if it even matters since this story is pretty contained.
My partner bought me a vintage prosthetic leg from a firehazard of a thrift store just so I can use it as reference for Simon's false leg. It literally floats about the house in different spots and we just call it "Simon's leg"
Speaking of Simon, partner also bought me a Victorian book all about prosthetics which surprisingly is very empathetic and includes sentiments from actual disabled people of the time. I used this book to help me figure out what exact style of prosthetic Simon has, as well as his injury. His amputation took place mid calf and despite some mobility issues and how he looks, he's decently strong and has good endurance.
Waite is an Aries with pisces moon & taurus rising, Degare Gemini with scorpio & leo, Simon is Capricorn but idk his moon and rising. I don't give much thought to astrology but I think using it to build character personalities is very fun.
Widderwood mermaids are a combination of selkies and mermaids. They have front & back flippers and inhabit the same role as selkies in that there's many stories of marrying humans and their spouse stealing their skins.
Nuckelaaves are essentially slenderman to fae and no one knows what exactly they are
Darlington is known for their abundance of daisy wheels as a symbol of protection, which comes directly from my colonial cemetery special interest. They often top the margins of colonial tablet graves and have been historically used as a protective symbol against magic worldwide. In my personal practice, I've reclaimed them and they act as my main "religious" symbol, much in the way a cross or pentacle works, and despite the fact they were once used against witches
Darlington & Sullivan Forest geography is set in fantasy Massachusettes with influence from the entire region of New England and forests in Northern Georgia. Locations & buildings in the story will be based on a variety of locations I've visited and documented in person including: Salem Witch House, Bulloch Hall, Root House of Marietta, Atlanta History Museum Gardens & internal exhibits, and Allen County Historical Society & House Museum (the most important museum in my life and the reason why I am the way that I am today). I'm still picking the cemeteries I want to base on, but will likely be a mix of a cemetery I accidentally ran into outside of Salem and a variety of local Georgia + Ohio cemeteries from my childhood. I am hoping to visit Colonial Williamsburg as well as Historic Westville as further reference for town scenes. Yes I am really that intense that I've traveled states wide just to gather research for my gay dog boy webcomic
I have much more I could give, but I need to be careful with what I share to avoid spoiling all my work.
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derek luh, bisexual, cis male + he/they, fighter «—◦—→ well met, leonardo campbell! the godling born child of asteria. it’s been 28 years and now they have answered the song in their veins. can he change the course of history with their ingenuity, savvy, + passion? or will their obsession, nonchalance, + impulse hinder them? only time will tell before this godling’s name is sung into myth and legend!
name: Leonardo Campbell-Liu nicknames: Leo birthplace: London, England date of birth: August 19, 1995. 11:36 PM age: 28 face claim: Derek Luh godly parent: Asteria height: 5'9" dominant hand: Ambidextrous education level: Some college (Dropped after the first term) occupation: DJ, Musician, Dancer, Freelancer
parents: Martin Campbell-Liu, Emma Hughes siblings: Emily Hughes, Zachary Hughes, Kendall Campbell pets: none
astrological sign: Leo positive traits: Ingenuity, Savvy, Passion negative traits: Obsession, Nonchalant, Impulse habits: Has a tendency of crashing out whenever or wherever after being up for too long, and would probably not sleep enough so he could make the most of the day. He can be overfamiliar with people like they were friends forever. If it's not something that he's hyper focusing on, he will fail to pay attention quirks: Chips the polish off his nails when he gets bored of it, or needs something to do. When he's completely concentrated in something he bites his bottom lip. He actually really likes to cook but the problem is that after he's done making it, he's so tired he doesn't want to eat. So, he prefers to cook for others instead. Taps and scratches the table in the cadence of different chords or notes. pet peeves: Slow walkers. People transforming into the being they have engrossed themselves with. hobbies: Writing, Singing, Dancing, DJing, Sewing, Partying, Sketching, Swimming. Hiking. Trying new food.
sexual orientation. Bisexual sexual position. Top - Vers
clothing style: Grunge. Modern. Dark. Stylish. Practically everything he owns has been thrifted and repurposed. Money was tight, so he didn't have the funds to buy the newest things, but he wanted to like stylish, so he took it upon himself to make something new out of the old. Fortunately, as he's slowly been getting more money, he has been investing in his style, but most importantly his jewelry. prominent features: His Smile. His Tattoos. His Beauty Mark
what were they doing when they hear the song of their godling blood? Leo had just arrived from a body when he finally heard the song. At first he thought it was the sideeffects of the night he had, it was probably all in his head. But something compelled him to gather his things and go.
class: Fighter. personality: ESTP - Entrepreneur inspirations: Dazzler from Marvel. HOT TO GO by Chappell Roan. Lord Raptor from Darkstalkers. Jubilee from X-Men. Listening to your favorite song over and over and feeling inspired. Loki from Marvel. Too Sweet by Hozier.
biography:
TBA
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""Let me draw a picture for you about a specific time in England, in the 17th century at the time of the Tudor dynasty, a big agenda took place, and it had to do with a character named Sir John Dee. And he worked for the British government, and he was also the ambassador to the court of King James and Queen Elizabeth I, and when he wrote back to the queen, he wrote his signature “007.” because he was the head of MI5, British secret service comes at the end of the Tudor dynasty in the 15th century. Ian Flemming the author of James Bond was a member of the secret service, and when he retired he wrote about his organization. The movies also tell you amazing stories, if you know how to watch them. Notice MI5’s logo, with the pyramid and the eye on top? Well John Dee was a great occultist, sacred geometrist, and court astrologer to Queen Elizabeth. And he was a Rosicrucian, which is why in every capital of the world you have the rose...Now, these entities, they don’t anything for free. First of all they told John Dee and his cohorts to get the key to the stargate you have to do two things: the first thing is find out how to make matter from energy. But you are too stupid to know how to do that, so we have to teach you how to do the opposite first, which is how to release energy from matter. And that alone is gong to take you 500 years. Remember when Oppenheimer split the atom, that was when they patted themselves on the back because phase 1 was accomplished. Now they are doing the opposite: how to create matter from energy. Which is what the entities told them they need to do to get out of the stargate. MIT, SRI, Sun Corp are just fronts for that particular agenda."
Do you know what the OG mini stargate was? Dee's black mirror which was originally stolen by pirates and rightfully belongs to us. I hope you can finally understand what all of this means. Forget Predictive Programming, think Synchronicity. Stop wasting precious time and squandering your potential by serving as supply for scum. Do I have to draw pictures for you? For an "iluminado" you're still very much in the dark 🙄...
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This Week’s Horrible-Scopes
It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter.
This week’s inspiration is from the weather. Because we can all talk about the weather and not get upset, right?
Aries
Your special weather event is a cloudburst - a specific one, called “a Downburst”. It’s a strong downward current of air from a cumulonimbus cloud, usually associated with intense rain or a thunderstorm. Your problem is, of course, you don’t remember what a “cumulonimbus” cloud looks like. This week, buy an umbrella hat and add a grounding strap to it, connected to your right shoe. You might get struck by lightning, but by gum you’re NOT gunna die from it!
Taurus
For your personality we’re giving you “Green Lightning”. No you’re not imagining things, this is a real phenomena! Sometimes this can happen when there’s lots of sodium in the air, so around the oceans, but it can happen inland in the winter - when all the salt is used on the roads. This week remember the joke; “What Happens To A Toad That’s Struck By Lightning? The Same Thing That Happens To Everything Else.”
Gemini
It’s not Weather Per-Say, but… Chemtrails! Now, before you get all up in our grill about this… is that too old a reference? Whatever. Ok, so.. There really IS a system for spraying stuff into the clouds to artificially induce rain. This week, stop throwing salt over your left shoulder to ward off bad luck - the ants don’t appreciate the rainfall you’re making happen.
Cancer Moon-Child
Your damaging personality brings us something called “Straight-Line Winds”. Picture this; get a thunderstorm, have it from a MESS of rain in the center like it’s the center of a doughnut… and add a downdraft that tries to flatten everything getting in its way. Because that’s how Mother Nature’s decided to create crop circles out of 50 year old maple trees. This week… find your rubbers and wear them for a change.
Leo
You want to be appreciated for what you are and not for what you seem to be, and that’s admirable. This week you are NOT a tornado; YOU… are a Waterspout! Be proud of your marine upbringing! Swirl that fine mist of water right at the surface… but, and this is important, do NOT smack people around the face with a Trout because you are too young to understand that reference. This week… log into an IRC Server.
Virgo
We’re taking you into long-term mythology for your item. Picture this: Thor and Loki are drinking together, as brothers do, and Loki challenges Thor to drink off his tankard - daring him to drink even just a little off the top. Well, sure as shit Thor takes it and drinks, and drinks, and DRINKS.. And the level’s only just barely dropped. He’s pissed off and tries again.. And finally tries a THIRD time, nearly passing out from the attempts. Your kinda weather pattern is called “Ebb Tide”... because Loki’s tankard had its other end in the world ocean! This week, learn the difference between Bad Beer and Ocean Salt Water!
Libra
For you, Hail has made its way into your life. Yes, you could be cursed as being massively destructive to property - like to cars especially. But pace yourself, work in smaller forms, and you can be appreciated for refilling people’s soft drinks with the freshest ice possible! This week… Don’t ask why your drink isn’t filled with ice at your favorite vacation spot outside Exeter, England.
Scorpio
Time to energize your attention and plan ahead for something that’s only spoken about in hushed tones. Almost on par with Spirit Hunters and EMF Detectors, you get Ball Lightning! You were always picked last in Dodgeball games - and that’s OK. Let all the kids who were picked before you have first dibs on catching that sucker. This week, write down all your best worst “Hertz” and “Amps” jokes to make fun of them… so they’ll be SHOCKED at your delivery!
Sagittarius
Para ti, el niño es el patrón meteorológico que mejor encaja con tu personalidad. Sí, podríamos haberte hablado en inglés, pero ¿qué hay de divertido en eso? Now, if you were as good in Spanish class as you were in making the gas stoves in Cooking Class explode, you’d know what insult just came your way. This week… just wallow in your poor life choices.
Capricorn
Ya que Sagitario tiene a El Niño, tú tienes a La Niña. Pero como prestaste atención en la clase de español, sabes que no te estamos insultando. Sigue sonriendo a todos; les hará preguntarse qué pasó.
Aquarius
You’re getting something that is just.. What’s the expression the kids use today? “Chef’s Kiss”? Is that one too old too? Who cares! You get a Polar Vortex, because that’s just so much fun to say! Say it with us now… Polar.. Vortex. It almost sounds like Jason Vorhees, right? This week… “CH-CH-CH-CH-Ch… HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-Ha….”
Pisces
Whenever I'm with him, something inside starts to burnin'... And I'm filled with desire. Could it be the devil in me or is this the way love's supposed to be? Berry Gordy would be PISSED with you if you didn’t realize that you get a Heat Wave. The only cures for this are a sprinkler-head on a slightly opened fire hydrant, or… and this is your week’s purpose… STOP DOING THE WAVE AT SPORTING EVENTS!
And THOSE are your Horrible-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and Discord.
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⎯⎯ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Tagged by: @settriigh @curtain-cxll @axewhirl @misstantabismuses @poisonflowrs (thank you all so much!!) Tagging: @windchaser @agonizedembrace @arkyn-iceborn-vindication @bells-of-black-sunday (your pick ♥) @kalijhomentethi @noxfortid @noxianwill @visionoxus @prtector
Animal: ⎯ ROBIN: For centuries, this tiny bird has been the symbol of good luck, happiness, rebirth - and sometimes even as a messenger for lost, loved ones. There are tales stretching back to Norse mythology where the robin is the protector from storms and lightning. And in Celtic folklore the robin is known as the Oak King of Summer.
Colors: ⎯ MOSS GREEN: Often associated with the feeling of being surrounded by nature, as it is reminiscent of the lush greenery found in forests and other natural settings.When used in fashion, moss green adds an earthy touch to any outfit, evoking a sense of connectedness with the natural world.
Month: ⎯ OCTOBER: The month of spirits, where the line between the living and the dead softens and blurs. The air is chilled, and the sun is setting on the year, filling the month with beautiful colors painted across every plant.
Song(s): ⎯ THE CHAIRMAN'S WALTZ by John Williams Day or night: ⎯ DAWN: Suggests the notions of illumination and hope, the beginning of a new day and thus a chance for happiness and improvement. Sunrise is a symbol of birth and rebirth, of awakening. The coming of light, resurrection.
Plant: ⎯ ROSEMARY: An herb that has long been associated with remembrance and death. Since ancient Roman times when the herb was used in burial rites for this reason, to several accounts of funerals in England where mourners traditionally tossed bouquets of rosemary on top of coffins.
Scent: ⎯ FRESH HERBS: Dried and tied into sacs to be carried on the body, to ward off dark spirits, hide the smell of decay, and stir into medicines to heal the living.
Gemstone: ⎯ LARIMAR -- Larimar is said to enlighten and heal in a physical, emotional, mental and spiritual way. It stimulates the heart, throat, third eye and crown chakras facilitating inner wisdom and outer manifestation. It represents peace and clarity, radiating healing and love energy.
Season: ⎯ AUTUMN: All at once symbolic of plenty, ripening, harvest, and abundance; and, at the same time, a symbol of decay, decline, old age, and even death, with associations of things being past their prime.
⎯ SPRING: The season of rebirth, joy and love. Spring is the one season that shows, in stark terms, how good always triumphs over evil, light over darkness, life over death.
Food: ⎯ CRISPY DUCK CONFIT
Astrological sign: ⎯ CANCER: Cancers are shielded by hard, external shells. At first, these crabs may be perceived as cold or distant. With time, though, Cancers reveal their gentle nature, genuine compassion, and mystical capabilities. Just don't be surprised if it takes a while to get to know them. Cancers are highly intuitive and their psychic abilities manifest in tangible spaces: For instance, Cancers can effortlessly pick up the energies in a room. These crabs are highly sensitive to their environments, as well as extremely self-protective.
Element: ⎯ EARTH -- O' to return to the eternal darkness beneath our feet.
Drink: ⎯ SMOKED NEGRONI -- A Negroni is an Italian cocktail, made of one part gin, one part vermouth rosso (red, semi-sweet) and one part Campari, garnished with orange peel and smoked rosemary.
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I was tagged by @the---hermit ! Thanks amiga! 💕💕💕
❤️: LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO?
Take the Weight by Kristin Stokes. I have been listening to this Nonstop since I found it earlier this month.
🧡: IDEAL PIZZA TOPPINGS?
Honestly I’m with @the---hermit on this one. In her words “focaccia >>>> pizza” and I very much agree!
💛: DREAM VACATION?
Atm my dream vacation is probably going to the Cliffs of Moher with one of my best friends and donning very very fancy dresses and taking Dramatic Pictures. I’d love a trip to Ireland in general. Also Scotland. Also England and Wales. Also-
💚: EARTH, AIR, FIRE OR WATER?
All? All. All is good. If we’re going off astrology, I’ve got a little more water in my chart than the others. In five elements, I’m technically a fire sign but also metal I think? As a sanguine-choleric I’m fire + air. My studies have been firmly rooted in earth with a more recent transition to water… so…yea. In short, all of the above. I can’t even pick a favorite among them bc what is each element without the others?? I love them All.
💙: CARTOON YOU GREW UP WITH?
SO MANY. Toy Story, The Little Mermaid, Tarzan, and Finding Nemo played on repeat a lot
💜: FAVOURITE SCENT?
Rain. Petrichor. Also the scent of the air *just* before a storm. Vanilla is lovely too! If i could visit a grove of vanilla bean trees in a rainstorm I think my heart would burst.
I, like Cris before me, have also provided rather complicated answers. So it goes!
No pressure tagging: @deirdredoodle @daydreaming-optimist @sweetlikehoneysteve @contre-qui @dinosnaurnuggets @sttchingllies @theskittlemuffin and anyone else who wants to!
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“Do you see it? That one’s the Big Dipper. It’s beautiful isn’t it?”
Basic Information
☽。⋆ Name: Kim Jooheon
☽。⋆ Species: Astrological && Earth Warlock
☽。⋆ From Seoul, Korea [The Human Equivalent to Astuasia in Astria] [Moved to London, England at 3 years old]
☽。⋆ He/They | Pansexual, Polyamorous | 27 [08/24, Virgo] | 6’1”
☽。⋆ Occupation: Tattoo Artist, Florist, Royal Guard [Archer, High Ranker], Creates && Arranges Star Maps in Astria, Helps with the Changing of Seasons [Needs to be busy-]
☽。⋆ “Human” Appearance: pale/fair skin, straight raven black medium length hair [cuts it once too long, undercut], hazel brown eyes, covered in tattoos [Prominent tattoos: 별 [Star] on his left cheek, Greyson’s Chinese name on the top part of his spine, vines with stars in a sleeve on his right arm, Virgo Zodiac Symbol on his right ankle], has multiple ear piercings, lip ring && nose ring, multiple scars on his chest, arms, back && legs, wears male presenting clothes, button ups, suits, blazers, slacks, grey sweatpants, band tees, loose oversized hoodies, loose t-shirts, jeans, fancier shoes, comfortable sneakers, leather jackets, vests, wears a little eyeliner && foundation depending on how bad his dark circles are, when his hair is long it tends to be in a bun with a hair stick holding it up, when his hair is shorter it’s slicked back most of the time, wears lots of yellows, white && black
☽。⋆ Warlock Appearance && Information: Astrological && Earth Warlock [High Magic Pool]; Galactic && Elemental Earth Magic [Can grow, control && manipulate plants without needing soil or a place for it to grow, can create stars with liquid star essence or star dust], pale/fair skin, straight raven black medium length hair [cuts it once too long, undercut], golden yellow eyes with little white specks [Resemble Stars in his Eyes], covered in tattoos [Prominent tattoos: 별 [Star] on his left cheek, Greyson’s Chinese name on the top part of his spine, vines with stars in a sleeve on his right arm, Virgo Zodiac Symbol on his right ankle], has multiple ear piercings, lip ring && nose ring, multiple scars on his chest, arms, back && legs, wears male presenting clothes, button ups, suits, blazers, slacks, grey sweatpants, band tees, loose oversized hoodies, loose t-shirts, jeans, fancier shoes, comfortable sneakers, leather jackets, vests, wears a little eyeliner && foundation depending on how bad his dark circles are, when his hair is long it tends to be in a bun with a hair stick holding it up, when his hair is shorter it’s slicked back most of the time, wears lots of yellows, white && black
☽。⋆ Personality: laid back, calm, softy, sweet, caring, kind, gentle giant, dad energy, likes to tease, can be mischievous, seems cold && scary at first
☽。⋆ Likes: vape && cigarettes, food, stars, space, textbooks, plants, growing stuff, the sound of rain, soft things, soft glows, parallel play, browns, greys && yellows, spices [cinnamon, ginger, vanilla, etc], spicy food
☽。⋆ Dislikes: idiotic people, alcohol, unwarranted violence, excessive force, entitled people
Fun Facts
✮Familiar[s]/Pet[s]: Snowshoe Hare [Carrots🐇] ✮ Languages: English [British Accent], Korean, French, Mandarin [Very Basic] ✮ Abilities: Grow Plants From Thin Air, Create Stars From Thin Air, Place Stars in the Sky, Touch Solid Stars ✮ Love Language[s]: Physical Touch, Acts of Service && Quality Time [Giving && Receiving] ✮ Has a Panic Disorder, Medicated ✮ Rides a SportBike && a Standard Motorcycle along with a big Helmet Collection also owns a Sports Car ✮ A lot of his scars are from training && motorcycle accidents [has been concussed about 2 times] [there are self inflicted scars from a one time incident] ✮ When he feels strong emotions, mainly happy, little stars appear around him [it severely annoys him-] ✮ His eyes can change color depending on mood; the white specks in his eyes glow [happy], dark brown [anger], no more glow/paler looking [sadness] ✮ Used to be alcoholic && has been sober for about 2 years, can’t be around alcohol ✮ Wears reading glasses, is near sighted ✮ Tends to be compared to a wolf or bear ✮ Smells like wet grassy after a rainy day or Musky Woody Cologne ✮ Is the calming time you spend with someone, no words, each doing your own activities && living in peace as one
NSFW
☽。⋆ Soft or Hard Dom [Is a Secret Obedient Sub]; Manhandling [Giving], Oral [Giving && Receiving], Has Oral Fixation, Light Bondage [Giving], Primal Play [Secret Kink], Breeding [Giving], Pet Names/Nicknames [Receiving: Puppy, Good Boy, Sweetheart, Etc; Giving && Receiving], Food Play, Body Worshipping [Giving && Receiving], Size Kink, Praise [Giving && Receiving], Toys [Giving && Receiving], Degradation [Giving], Shibari [Giving && Receiving], Marking [Giving && Receiving], Hair Pulling [Giving && Receiving], Impact Play [Giving && Receiving], Choking [Giving && Receiving], Forced Submission [Only When Close!, Secret Kink], Pet Play [Giving && Receiving; Is Your Puppy, Be His Bunny or Kitten~], Spit Play, Leashes && Collars [Giving && Receiving], Wax Play [Giving && Receiving], Overstimulation [Giving && Receiving], Edging [Giving && Receiving], Mirror Sex, Somnophilia [Giving && Receiving], Gagging [Giving && Receiving], Exhibitionism [Including Being Recorded], Voyeurism, Public, Cum Play, Back Shots [Giving && Receiving], Fingering [Giving && Receiving], Blindfolding [Giving && Receiving], Dirty Talk [Giving && Receiving] [He's open to most kinks, hard or soft. Might sub drop with harder kinks. Has a hard time && is shy when being submissive or asking to be domed.]
☽。⋆ Hard Nos: feet, watersports, wasteplay
☽。⋆ His eyes turn a deep purple && the white specks of his eyes glow when arroused
☽。⋆ Safe Word: Star
☽。⋆ Uses ✨ on Dash
Relationships && Stauses
☽。⋆ At the Tattoo Parlor, Concentrated
☽。⋆ Happily Dating [4/6]: @fantasyaespa Winter [Dear Kitten🐈⬛] [12/10/22] [Engaged On: 06/10/23], @welcome-to-maniac Minho [Cold Bunny🐰] [12/24/22] [Engaged On: 12/24/23], @evicted-oc Hœnir [Espresso Shot☕️] [04/11/23], @lunaaofthemoon [Little Witch🪄] [With Emilia] [02/14/24]; Very Very Interested @dragonrider-cb 🫣
☽。⋆ Friend[s]: Leo [Tolerated && Tolerable🤨], Greyson [Large Lizard Man🤣], Jay [Firecracker🧨], Emilia [Next Top Model🤫], Bonnie [Plant Babysitter🍃]
☽。⋆ Children: @welcome-to-maniac Jeongin [Baby Fox🐾]
☽。⋆ Family: Bora [Grape Fiend, Adoptive Little Sister🍇]
☽。⋆ Tags: #✨jooheon.txt [General Interaction Tag], #🎶jooheon music [Music Inspiration], #✨jooheon wants [Outside Reblogs], #🐇carrots.txt [Carrots’ Tag], #💫happy birthday mister astronomer [26th Birthday Tag, 08/24/23], #🔭happy birthday star gazer [27th Birthday Tag, 08/24/24], #💚💛winjoo [Kitten Winter Ship Tag], #👑💫queen of the stars [Kitten Winter Ship Tag], #💍engaged to the universe [WinJoo Engagement Tag], 🖤💛minjoo [Bunny Minho Ship Tag], #🐈⬛🌟my cosmos [Bunny Minho Ship Tag], #💍engaged to the black cat [MinJoo Engagement Tag], #🤎💛nirjoo [Little Bean Ship Tag], #🤎💛❤️🔥nirjoogrey [Throuple Ship Tag], #☕️🫘espresso bean [Little Bean Ship Tag], #💛💛lunjoo [Luna Baby Ship Tag], #💛💚💛lunemjoo [Throuple Ship Tag], #🌙💕dearest moon [Luna Baby Ship Tag], #🌙🌿the moon family [Luna’s Family Tag]
☽。⋆ Faceclaim: @/thewinterriver.9 on Instagram, Voiceclaim[s]: Seokjun from 82MAJOR [Korean Voice Sample]
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Pics:
1 thru 10. Old stories rendered into new tongues & clad in new arts.
Tales cast into different multi-media variations.
Joined by novel nightmares just set down into print.
All freely fed into the maelstrom of minds that make up new realities as a form of entertainment!
1914: Part 2, Notes.
1. Since I haven't found the full texts to these articles, I'll be using whatever commentary & quotations I stumble across.
2. I think most everybody is aware of Lovecraft's racist beliefs & his willful propaganda of such foul inequality.
3. Isaac Bickerstaffe was an Irish play & booklet¹⁰ writer.
Isaac was also a Lieutenant in the 5th Regiment of the British infantry. And, he served in the Marines during the 7 Years War.
Weird Shit: Bickerstaffe hurt the production of his own 1st play!
Isaac stupidly criticized David Garrick (The top actor-manager of that time!)- for the 'barbarity' of setting Shakespeare's plays to music...
Bickerstaffe's light opera, "Thomas & Sally," was a huge hit - playing around the British Empire!!
From then on, Isaac's comedic works were also successful. He even wrote the 1st English comic opera, "Love in a Village."
More Weird Bits:
3A. A newspaper falsely stated that Bickerstaffe had committed suicide - by drowning himself in the south of France!
3B. Suspected of homosexuality, Isaac fled to mainland Europe.
There, he lived in poverty & misery.
3C. Then, another false news report claimed that Bickerstaffe had died in Sussex, England.
Yet, he actually disappeared around 1808...
3D. After this disappearance, his 'colleague' (Charles Dibdin) was long accused of selling Isaac's songs - as if they were Dibdin's own work...
4. Howard's love of astronomy started when he was 12 years old.
That was when HPL first found his grandma's books on astronomy in the family's attic library.
Soon afterwards, Sarah (Lovecraft's mom) bought him a small mail-order Excelsior spyglass - for 99¢!!
5. Nostradamus was a French astrologer, pharmacist, physician, writer, translator & 'seer.'
He's best known for his book, "The Prophecies," a poetic work that supposedly predicts the future...
Strangely enough, there's several predictions that seem close to actual events.
Yet, you never hear about the totally wrong predictions.
For example, a shooting war (between Russia & the U.S.) was supposed to have started - in the year 2000 AD...
You don't always get what you pay for!
6. Queen Anne of Great Britain was plagued with ailing health all of her life.
She endured 17 pregnancies & yet, outlived all of her children!!
In doing so, she became the last of the Stuart line of succession.
Painfully shy, Anne learned to assert her authority when it was needed!
It was she who oversaw the union of England & Scotland.
7. Johnathan Swift was an Anglo-Irish author, poet, essayist, satirist, political pamphlet maker & the Anglican Dean of St. Patrick's Cathedral in Dublin, Ireland.
He's best remembered for writing the satiric "Gulliver's Travels."
One of his many pen names was Isaac Bickerstaffe!
But, Swift (a Tory) was permanently exiled ("like a rat in a hole") when the Whigs returned to power - right after Queen Anne's death.
Weird Stuff: Swift wrote his own obituary, a year after 1st showing signs of dementia.
Guardians were appointed due to Swift's violent outbursts - with old friends.
Swift, in great pain, tried to rip out his own inflamed left eye!!
Then, Swift spent a whole year with- out saying a word.
But, thankfully, he finally died.
Following his best friend to the grave - a year late.
8. John Partridge published a popular almanac of astrological predictions.
But, Partridge falsely claimed to know the death dates of various church officials!
Swift, using the pen name of Isaac Bickerstaffe, predicted Partridge's death - in late March of that same year (1708)!!
Then, Swift issued a pamphlet stating that Partridge was indeed dead - contrary to Partridge's own rebuttal!
9. Though the planet Venus is usually thought of as Earth's twin - it's actually more like a complete opposite!!
Venus spins backwards, has a day longer than its own year & lacks any seasons!
It's thought to have once being habitable - about a billion years ago!!
10. Librettos (little booklets) are used to mark detailed scene descriptions in operas, ballets or other musicals.
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Wow: A Solar Eclipse Party; Mundo Hispano Digital & iHeart; On Our Watch Podcast
Wondery podcast Wow in the World is created by Tinkercast and hosted by podcasters and New York Times bestselling children’s book authors Guy Raz and Mindy Thomas. Wow in the World is a top science podcast for kids (and their grown-ups), sharing hilarious stories about the latest headline news in science, technology, and innovation.
On April 1, Wow in the World is releasing a brand new solar eclipse episode of the show titled "The Great Solar Eclipse Party." In the episode, Mindy, the character, holds an eclipse party in her backyard with themed cookies, fun games and describes the “unshakable feeling that we’re just one small part of a vast, unfeeling and indifferent cosmos.” In this “cartoon for the ear,” the episode describes that a total solar eclipse is when the moon passes in front of the sun, casts a shadow on the Earth, and how special it is.
Below, you can find some out-of-this-world tips from Guy and Mindy on safe and fun eclipse viewing:
Tune In Together: Listen to our special Wow in the World episode titled, The Great Solar Eclipse Party starting Monday, April 1st!!
Dress to Impress: Pull out all the celestial stops with sun hats, moon masks, and star-shaped sunglasses!
Bring on the Space Snacks: Munch on sun chips, moon pies, cosmic cookies, and meat-eor balls!
Make it a Family Game Night: Pin The Moon On The Sun! Turn out the lights and play a game of flashlight tag! Make your own eclipse t-shirt with glow-in-the-dark fabric paint!
Add Some Space to Your Space: Put up gold and black galactic garlands! Hang suns, moons, and stars from the ceiling! Turn your couch into a rocket ship!
Pump up the Space Jams: Make a solar-eclipse-worthy playlist and have a family dance party! Check out Moonboots by Recess Monkey, Rocketship Run by Laurie Berkner, Why Does the Sun Shine? by They Might Be Giants, Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves, Space Cadet by Secret Agent 23 Skidoo, Space Unicorn by Parry Gripp, Goldilocks Zone by Frances England, and Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles.
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I don't typically write about podcast business partnerships, but this one is significant enough to expend some keystrokes. Mundo Hispano Digital, the parent company of MundoNow.com, one of the oldest Certified Minority Latino media platforms in the United States, announced a partnership with iHeartMedia, marking a significant milestone in the realm of LatinX media and marketing strategy. The new collaboration will include MundoNow’s audio network Oyénos’ slate of podcasts being distributed widely by iHeartPodcasts.
This new partnership allows Oyénos to leverage iHeartMedia’s vast reach, extensive sales network and marketing assets to further grow the LatinX media platform to new audiences.
Oyénos showcases the multifaceted experiences of Latinos in the USA, enriching the podcasting landscape with diverse narratives, and features an array of genres from True Crime and Paranormal to Astrology, News, Current Events, and In-Culture shows. Beginning today, 20 Oyénos shows will be available via iHeartPodcasts, with another 10 joining by June.
"We're thrilled to embark on this transformative partnership with iHeartPodcasts, solidifying our commitment to amplifying LatinX voices in the audio space," said Rene Alegria, President and CEO of MundoNow. "This collaboration represents a pivotal moment for Oyénos Audio, as we combine forces to deliver captivating content and innovative marketing strategies that resonate deeply with our community. In today’s ever-evolving media landscape, we continue to strive to deliver compelling, informative, and engaging content to a large and significantly still underserved audience – bilingual and bicultural Latinos."
The timing of this partnership couldn't be more opportune, as digital media consumption habits continue to evolve with monthly podcast listenership among Latinos increasing by 52 percent since 2022, nearly four times faster than the rate among the general U.S. population, according to Edison Research.
“We are excited to integrate Oyénos Audio into our iHeartPodcasts network including collaboration with our My Cultura network, continuing our effort to bring more diverse voices and content to our listeners and serving the needs of the Latin community,” said Michael Biondo, President of Business Development and Strategic Partnerships for iHeartMedia.
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Check out season two of KQED’s award-winning investigative podcast On Our Watch, which is a gripping tale of corruption and tragedy that takes listeners inside California State Prison, Sacramento, also known as New Folsom. The show exposes the human cost of a system that promises to keep people safe, but instead is bent on protecting itself. Hosted by criminal justice reporter Sukey Lewis with reporting by Julie Small, “On Our Watch: New Folsom” tells the story of two correctional officers, Valentino Rodriguez Jr. and Sergeant Kevin Steele, who work in an elite investigative unit and what happens when they report corruption and abuse by their fellow officers.
An NPR and PBS affiliate based in San Francisco, KQED is home to one of the most listened-to public radio stations in the nation. KQED spent more than two years digging through hundreds of internal records, listening to interrogation tapes, and interviewing officers and incarcerated people to uncover the challenges Rodriguez and Steele overcame to speak out even as people they trusted turned against them. “On Our Watch: New Folsom” also gives listeners a window into hundreds of once-confidential documents KQED obtained by suing the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation [CDCR] that reveal a startling pattern of use of force enabled by a culture of silence at this high-security prison. “When we confronted CDCR leadership with our findings about off-the-charts use of force at New Folsom, they first denied there was anything unusual about the numbers and then refused to engage with our questions about it,” Lewis said. Fans of investigative journalism podcasts like “In the Dark” and “Stolen” will be moved by the rarely heard voices, compelling human story and the larger accountability questions at the heart of this seven-episode series. It is one of the best true-crime podcasts in the audio verse.
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For many cultures across the centuries, common foods such as tea leaves and cheese have been used to predict the future. Ovomancy, or fortune-telling via eggs, is still practiced in the Caribbean and certain parts of Latin America. Photograph By Betty Bossi/Picture Press/Redux
Onions 🧅 🧅, Cheese 🧀🧀, Eggs 🥚🥚 —This Isn’t A Shopping List. It’s Fortune-Telling.
Kitchen divination has a long, cross-cultural history. In some places, the art never went away; in others, it’s making a comeback through social platforms.
— By Suchi Rurda | January 11, 2024
Predicting the future hasn’t always been synonymous with tarot cards and crystal balls. Centuries before astrology apps and dial-in psychics existed, people who wanted a glimpse into the future worked with what they had—food.
Loose leaf tea and Turkish coffee grounds (tasseography), onions (cromniomancy), eggs (ovomancy), and even cheese (tyromancy) have all been essential ingredients used in kitchen divination. But over time, these rituals faded from the mainstream. However, a recent resurgence in Pagan practices—crystals and tarot cards, astrology, and herbal magic—has brought this branch of fortune telling from the back of the pantry to the top of your TikTok feed.
Diana Espirito Santo, associate professor of social anthropology at Pontificia Universidad Católica in Chile, says that this growing appetite for spirituality shows that food-related divination practices were never really off the table.
“More modern and liberal ritual specialists can do divination practices in absentia. I would imagine that food-based forms of divination are easier to handle and have a wider scope for interpretation,” she says. “This makes them extremely attractive to a virtual audience, who can imagine how the divination result applies to them in creative ways.”
Here’s what you need to know about food divination and destinations where you can sample it.
What is Food Divination?
California native Amber Corvidae, a retired chef and practicing witch who lives in Brisbane, Australia, says food divination in the West most likely stemmed from the witch hunts and accusations of witchcraft beginning in the early 15th century. This includes tea scrying, which in 1700s England was often documented as an excuse to have tea with friends, “when in reality, those friends were either witches themselves or seeking spiritual counsel from witches,” says Corvidae.
In Zeytinköy, a Roma area in Antalya, Turkey, a fortune teller reads tea leaves. Photograph By Julian Röder/Ostkreuz/Redux
A photo from the 1900s shows brothers Carlo and Ermanno Coretti having their coffee grounds read by their mother in Trieste, Italy. Photograph By Archivio Gbb/Redux
However, in other parts of the world, people commonly relied on the “magic” of natural chemical reactions in foods such as eggs, cabbages, and nuts to understand their destiny. The Scottish practice of “pulling the kale” was a popular way to predict the qualities of one’s future spouse in the 1700s. The size and shape of the stalks indicated your would-be beloved’s physique, while its taste determined their temperament.
Ovomancy, one of the oldest recorded forms of food divination, is still practiced in the Caribbean and certain parts of Latin America to predict marriage, childbirth, and death. For example, on Good Friday, traditionalists would drop raw egg whites into a glass of warm water and examine the shapes they made, from a ship (future travel) to a coffin (impending death). David J. Kim, a professor of anthropology at Purchase College in New York State, says it’s “staggering how many people go to see shamans and fortune tellers in South Korea and the amount of capital it generates.”
Kim, who studies Korean shamanic practices, adds that rice divination is often used to commune with spirits. A shaman reaches into a golden bowl of uncooked rice, grabs a pinch, and counts the grains. An even number of grains means “yes” or indicates the presence of a spirit, while an uneven number means “no” or the lack of spirits.
A shaman uses a bowl of rice during a divination ritual in Yangju, 21 miles north of Seoul, South Korea. Despite living in one of the world’s most technologically advanced countries, many Koreans still consult shamans for medical reasons, divination, or personal advice. Photograph By Ed Jones/AFP/Getty Images
In Oaxaca, Mexico, maize diviners place a kernel of corn representing the seeker on a embroidered tortilla napkin. The fortune teller then tosses 12 (or more) kernels onto the table one at a time to search for an answer in the revealed pattern. Araceli Rojas, an archaeologist and professor at the University of Warsaw, spent time with the Ayöök people in 2007 and initially encountered only two maize diviners. But a recent visit revealed a new generation of practitioners intent on keeping these ancient fortune-telling methods alive.
Jennifer Billock, the Chicago-based creator of the Kitchen Witch newsletter, has been experimenting with—and writing about—the ancient craft of tyromancy. Divining the future with cheese was first mentioned in the writings of second-century-B.C. Greek historian and diviner Artemidorits the Dream-Interpreter. Followers of this cheesy magic use the patterns of fermentation, number of holes, and the shape of the cheese to answer specific questions. (You can pair this with a session of wine divination, known as oenomancy.) Billock says blue cheese works best, but she’s divined with everything from Colby Jack to a Kraft single.
In the Middle Ages, fortune tellers would use cheese to tell the future. They based their findings on factors such as the shape of the cheese, the number of holes it had, and which way mold grew on it. Photograph By Rebecca Hale, National Geographic
Where to Experience Food Divination
Travelers can book an in-person tyromancy session with Billock in Chicago. She teaches divination either one-on-one or at group workshops at cheese shops, wine bars, or tea houses.
In Istanbul, Turkey, you’ll find a smattering of cafés offering coffee ground readings in English along Ayhan Işık Sokak, a side street off the famous İstiklal Avenue in the Taksim neighborhood. Or get a free reading from AI-driven app Faladdin, where you simply upload a photo of the sediments at the bottom of your cup of Turkish or French press java. (Your daily latte or flat white isn’t going to cut it.)
In Santa María del Tule, a small town just a few miles west of Oaxaca City, Venus Rodriguez practices and teaches the ancient art of maize reading for anyone interested. But if you can’t swing a trip to Mexico, Rodriguez also offers online divination sessions. Find more info on her Instagram.
Women read each others’ future in their coffee cups at a street café in Istanbul. Photograph By Jerry Lampen/Reuters/Redux
Find tea leaf readers at the 94-year-old Bottom of the Cup tearoom in New Orleans, Louisiana, or book a 90- or 120-minute session of tea reading therapy at Dublin Wellbeing Centre in Dublin, Ireland.
Take an online course on Udemy to learn how to read a coconut or kola nut, a practice from the West African Yoruba religion, which dates back nearly 8,000 years.
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This Week’s Horrible-Scopes
It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter. Better yet! Check out “Heart of the Game, Fredonia” and see if they can sell you those D12’s with the symbols on them. Tell them “Shujin Tribble” sentcha. And “Hail, Hail, Fredonia!” Home of the Blue Devil!
Under the gun and ready to rock. Let’s have a little fun with the Potpourri category for 500 please, LeVar Burton. YES! We’re salty about it! LeVar SHOULD have been selected as the permanent replacement host on Jeopardy. But since he’s not… let’s see what this category has for you all.
Aries
You’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do with your musical taste! You get your toes tappin’ to “Bugle Call Rag” as performed by Doc Severinsen & The Tonight Show Band in 1991… but the song was originally recorded in 1922! How the HELL do you like Big Band Jazz this much and STILL have Ariana Grande in that same playlist!? This Week… Add some Molly Hatchet to your musical collection. It’ll be fun for just the album artwork alone.
Taurus
The Devil’s come looking for you while you were out gassing up your car. Something about collecting on a promise from when you were in high school - something about playing the bass in a band and getting respect! He looked pretty disappointed, too. So This Week… Seeing as how it’s a natural law of the Universe that Bass Players never get respected, it’s likely that The Devil owes YOU some recompense. Either that or he’s going to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.
Gemini
Speaking of school, how about your checkered history with the principal at your high school? He was a nice enough person, always well spoken, always supported you kids, and made it to at least ONE event for every group he could every year. And what did you do? You organized a Prank on him. How you managed to build a giant Christmas Present Box around his car is still a mystery to this day - and it’s still spoken about as a Revered Legend to this day. So This Week… He knew it was you - all those security cameras didn’t lie. But he hid the information from the authorities just so you wouldn’t get in trouble. Remember that as you plan for your next April Fool’s Day Prank.
Cancer Moon-Child
What do you get when you mix a Fender Rhodes, a Fender Precision Bass, a Fender Stratocaster, and a single, repeated, 8-Bar Riff? You get FUNK! You get so dirty, naughty, grindy FUNK to listen to. But you don’t want to just listen, you want to play, don’t you? Yeah, we know how much you miss writing music and playing in that just-starting-out band with the funky bass player and the trumpet wacko. Why did you leave the band just as they were getting big? We’re really trying to understand your motivations there. So This Week… Look up the biggest Zydeco Bands of the Early 21st Century and feel sorry for yourself at how high they’re on that list.
Leo
Time to plan your next vacation - but with a twist. Sure, it’s fun to take a flight from New York City’s Laguardia Airport to England’s Gatwick Airport, but let’s do something more fun… TAKE A CRUISE! Sure, instead of an 8 hour trip it’ll be more like a week, one way… but HEY! You can get up all you want, eat when you want to, use a private bathroom, and take a swim mid-trip! So This Week… Consider splurging for your trip for once! And remember, WIFI plans start at only $18 per day. So plan your trip on the Queen Mary 2 NOW!
Virgo
Your music collection is for crap. NO, SERIOUSLY! Just because it’s complete doesn’t mean it’s good. Sure, you’ve got all EIGHTEEN albums put out by That One Artist, but he’s only ever had like 8 Top-40 Singles, and four of them were all from the FIRST album. Buying all those records didn’t support them - all that money went to the record companies. So This Week… He’s on social Media. Look him up and send him a message of thanks for the music you enjoyed. Maybe he’ll write a song just for you too!
Libra
You’re going to be headed out with your friends and have a GREAT time doing something you’ve always wanted to try doing; Prix Fixe! Yes, we talked about this on a previous Horrible-Scope, and that’s where you got the idea from. Let’s get you ready to finally take advantage of this fun culinary adventure, even if the cost will be an indulgence. So This Week… Spend a little money on a properly fitted suit so you look classy for this dinner. It’ll be worth it.
Scorpio
One of the things you miss is getting pecans, scooped from under a heat lamp, and poured into a wax-paper bag! Munching them on the drive home and having almost none left once you get there was so much fun for you… but now you’ve finally learned you have an allergy to them. Truly… TRULY a sad thing to know. BUT, it finally explains why it got harder and harder to eat them as the drive progressed. So This Week… Invest in some antihistamines so you can enjoy long drives with warm, succulent nuts in your mouth again. (*PAUSE*) We know what you’re thinking! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Sagittarius
No one else knows about this, but WE do, and we’re spilling the beans. Your favorite superhero is… Wonder Woman! And not just ANY Wonder Woman, but the first live-action version with Cathy Lee Crosby and Ricardo Montalban. You think no-one remembers that clunker, but WE do! And, really, we have no idea WHY you like that one; though Ricardo Mantalban just makes everything an Instant WIN in our book. So This Week… You don’t want us to talk about your Secret Bondage Fetish, DO you? Ok. We won’t.
Capricorn
We know you enjoy doing cross-mixing websites, but you’re really pushing your luck. Mix-n-Matching PokeMon into weird abominations is fun for kicks, but you’re trying to turn them into personalized CCG cards and sneaking them into overnight games, trying to beat all the coffee-guzzling young adults… and heaven help us, you’ve actually managed to do it a few times! So This Week… Remember, “Exodia” is NOT a PokeMon card character! STOP SCREWING WITH THE KIDDIES! You gunna get some Bad Ju-Ju that way.
Aquarius
We’re not going to Tech Shame you here, but we kinda have to. Just because you have a Hand-Held Ham Radio, a “Where’s The International Space Station” tracking app on your phone, and a big-open sky doesn’t mean you can take over the ISS’ computers and hold them hostage! Your dreams of being an Evil Mad Scientist are just not going to manifest… because the ISS Laptops are running a specialized version of Debian Linux - so you’re screwed since you can’t hack those machines. So This Week… Find some eMachines from 1998 and load ‘em up with Mandriva Linux, or at least TRY to. THAT’LL make you mad REAL fast!
Pisces
It’s That Time Again! It’s time for you to start getting ready for the summer - meaning dieting so you fit into your swimsuit again. NO, we’re not Body Shaming you for your size! We’re shaming you for refusing to buy a new swimsuit! Look, that suit’s survived Hurricane Gloria, fer crying out loud! It’s time to just retire it and stop patching it everytime it splits a seam. So This Week… If you’re not gunna buy a new suit, then make some proper cut offs. They’re ALWAYS in fashion.
And THOSE are your Horrible-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know - or check out the Ko-Fi page ( https://ko-fi.com/icarusthelunarguard )! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, and BLUESKY.
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